Let's hear your DUMB joke...

Which state was designed for watch collecting?

WISconsin!

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This thread is lame...

Kidding Alan, kidding!

I deserve that

Anomaly wrote:

I deserve that

Well you wanted a dumb joke...mine is pretty dumb!!!

Here is a bad one I posted on another forum.


What's blue and smells like red paint?

































Blue paint!



Sorry, that was bad.

Perfect!

Blind guy goes into a bar and says: Want to hear a good blonde joke?
Bartender: Hey pal, I'm blonde, the cocktail waitress is blonde and the 280-pound bouncer by the door is blonde. So do you still want to tell that joke?
Blind guy: Nah, I don't want to have to explain it three times.

boscoe wrote:

Blind guy goes into a bar and says: Want to hear a good blonde joke?
Bartender: Hey pal, I'm blonde, the cocktail waitress is blonde and the 280-pound bouncer by the door is blonde. So do you still want to tell that joke?
Blind guy: Nah, I don't want to have to explain it three times.

Now thats funny!!!!

Why do women have legs?

There were two cannibals eating a clown.
One looked at the other and asked, "Does this taste funny to you?"

Kenny G walks into an elevator. He stands quietly for a minute, following
good elevator etiquette. Finally, unable to restrain himself any longer, he
blurts out, "This music really ROCKS!!"

SynMike wrote:

Kenny G walks into an elevator. He stands quietly for a minute, following
good elevator etiquette. Finally, unable to restrain himself any longer, he
blurts out, "This music really ROCKS!!"

GREAT!

PoliMalaka wrote:

Why do women have legs?

Well?

PoliMalaka wrote:

PoliMalaka wrote:

Why do women have legs?

Well?

handles of course!

What do women put behind their ears to attract men?? is this the mo?

cali kid wrote:

What do women put behind their ears to attract men?? is this the mo?

. . . their ankles . . .

Shame on you randy.....




























but yes that is correct!

She asked if I like breast or thigh I replied actually I like shaved snatch, Im not welcome in KFC anymore.

How to wash the cat:
====================

1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.

2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have
both lids lifted.

3. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids
(you may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape).

CAUTION: Do not get any part of your body too close to the edge, as
his paws will be reaching out for any purchase they can find. The
cat will self-agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises
that come from your toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "powerwash and
rinse" which I have found to be quite effective.

6. Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that there are
no people between the toilet and the outside door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

8. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where
he will dry himself.

Sincerely,
The DOG

andrema wrote:

PoliMalaka wrote:

PoliMalaka wrote:

Why do women have legs?

Well?

handles of course!

So they don't leave snail trails everywhere.

How come Dinosaurs can't talk ?






























Because they're dead !

PoliMalaka wrote:

andrema wrote:

PoliMalaka wrote:

PoliMalaka wrote:

Why do women have legs?

Well?

handles of course!

So they don't leave snail trails everywhere.

Twisted

And speaking of dinosaurs, what do you call a lesbian dinosaur?






Lickalotopus

flhjim wrote:

She asked if I like breast or thigh I replied actually I like shaved snatch, Im not welcome in KFC anymore.

Thats fantastic.

AtomicTom wrote:

How come Dinosaurs can't talk ?






























Because they're dead !

Allow me to retort.

Why did the girl fall off the swing?

























She had no arms!

You guys are GOOD !..I literally had no jokes to tell !
Then I remembered that one !..However, you guys
seem to have a bunch of good ones to tell !

. . . Chuck Norris CAN believe it's butter . . .

Where do you find a turtle with no legs???






























. . . Right where you left it.

Some of these are SOOOOOOOOO funny!

OK, dumb and tasteless:

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs in a river?




















Bob
What do you call his brother in a vat of boiling water?

























Stu
What do you call his brother missing his legs from the knees down?
























Neil
What about his brother hanging on the wall?


























Art
And his sister with one leg?































Eileen

There was a boy born without eyelids. So when he was circumcised, the doctors took the foreskin, and grafted it as eyelids... now he's better, just a little cock-eyed.