THE AISLE SEAT:
Two radical Arab terrorists boarded a flight out of London. One took the window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat.
Just before takeoff, a U.S. Marine sat down next to them in the aisle seat. Once in the air, the Marine kicked off his shoes, wiggled his toes, and was settling in when the Arab in the window seat said, "I need to get up and get a Coke."
"Don't get up," said the Marine, "I'm in the aisle seat...I'll get it for you."
As soon as the Marine left, the first Arab grabbed one of the Marine's shoes and spat in it, then set it back on the floor. Soon after the Marine returned with the Arab's Coke, the second Arab said, "That looks good, I'd like one, too." Again, the Marine obligingly went to fetch another Coke. While he was gone, the second Arab picked up the Marine's other shoe, spat in it, and returned it to the floor. After the Marine returned with the Coke, they all sat back and enjoyed the long flight.
As the plane was landing, the Marine slipped his shoes on and immediately realized what had happened. He leaned over to the two Arabs and said, "Why does it have to be this way? How long must this go on...this fighting between our nations...this hatred...this animosity...this spitting in shoes and pissing in Cokes?"
Oo-rah!
Subject: The aisle seat... 
Fri Jan 22, 2010 5:11 am
