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PostSubject: The Sensitive Man   The Sensitive Man Icon_minitimeWed May 05, 2010 12:58 pm

The Sensitive Man

A woman meets a man in a bar.


They talk; they connect; they end
up leaving together.


They get back to his place,


and as he shows her around his

apartment.

She notices that one wall of his
bedroom is


completely filled with soft, sweet,
cuddly teddy bears.


There are three shelves in the
bedroom,

with hundreds and hundreds of cute,

cuddly teddy bears carefully placed
in rows, covering the entire wall!

It was obvious that he had taken
quite some time to lovingly arrange them
and she was immediately touched

by the amount of thought he had
put into organizing the display.


There were small bears all along
the bottom shelf,


medium-sized bears covering the
length of the middle shelf,

and huge, enormous bears running
all the way along the top shelf.



She found it strange for an
obviously masculine guy

to have such a large collection of
Teddy Bears,

She is quite impressed by his
sensitive side.

but doesn't mention this to him.

They share a bottle of wine and
continue talking and,

after awhile, she finds herself
thinking,

"Oh my God! Maybe, this guy
could be the one!

Maybe he could be the future
father of my children?" She turns to him and kisses him
lightly on the lips


He responds warmly.

They continue to kiss, the passion
builds,
and he romantically lifts her in
his arms and carries her into his bedroom

where they rip off each other's clothes and make hot, steamy love.

She is so overwhelmed that she responds with more passion,
more creativity, more heat than she has ever known.

After an intense, explosive night of raw passion with this sensitive guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow.

The woman rolls over, gently strokes his chest and asks coyly,
"Well,how was it?"
The guy gently smiles at her,
strokes her cheek, looks deeply into her eyes, and says:









"Help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf."
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PostSubject: Re: The Sensitive Man   The Sensitive Man Icon_minitimeWed May 05, 2010 1:01 pm

Sorry about all those loose tags. They were embedded in my copy/paste and there are too many loose ones intermingled with good ones to fix. So sue me! The Sensitive Man Icon_lol
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PostSubject: Re: The Sensitive Man   The Sensitive Man Icon_minitimeWed May 05, 2010 1:01 pm

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PostSubject: Re: The Sensitive Man   The Sensitive Man Icon_minitimeWed May 05, 2010 6:07 pm

After a night of hot love making, a fellow notices a picture of a man on the woman's bed stand.
"Is that your husband?" he asks nervously
"No" she say demurely.
"Is it your boyfriend?"
"No."
"Your brother... a cousin?"
"No... you men are so jealous. That's me before the surgery."
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PostSubject: Re: The Sensitive Man   The Sensitive Man Icon_minitimeWed May 05, 2010 6:43 pm

porschefan wrote:
After a night of hot love making, a fellow notices a picture of a man on the woman's bed stand.
"Is that your husband?" he asks nervously
"No" she say demurely.
"Is it your boyfriend?"
"No."
"Your brother... a cousin?"
"No... you men are so jealous. That's me before the surgery."

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PostSubject: Re: The Sensitive Man   The Sensitive Man Icon_minitimeWed May 05, 2010 7:50 pm

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