How Fight's Start

Guest

My wife sat down on the seat next to me as I was flipping channels.

She asked, 'What's on TV?'

I said, 'Dust.'

And then the fight started....

Guest

She's allowed to sit next to you scratch

Subject: Re: How Fight's Start Wed Jan 27, 2010 8:27 pm

WatchNoob wrote:: My wife sat down on the seat next to me as I was flipping channels.

She asked, 'What's on TV?'

I said, 'Dust.'

And then the fight started....

Now that is funny!!!!

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My wife and I were watching "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?"

"No," she answered.

I then said, "Is that your final answer?"

She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, "Yes."

So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."

And then the fight started....

Guest

Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, and slipped quietly into the garage.

I hooked up the boat up to the van, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. The wind was blowing 50 mph,
so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day.

I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed.

I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible."

My loving wife of 5 years replied, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?"

And that's how the fight started...

Guest

My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.

She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds..'

I bought her a bathroom scale.

And then the fight started...

Guest

After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked
me for my driver's License to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home.
I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.

The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof
enough for me and she processed my Social Security application.

When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office.

She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too...'

And then the fight started...

Guest

A woman was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror... She was not happy with what she saw and said to her husband,
"I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'

The husband replied, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'

And then the fight started.....

Guest

Noob, you are a funny Mo-Fo!

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Guest

Lmao noob!

Guest

Subject: Re: How Fight's Start Wed Jan 27, 2010 11:58 pm

very, very funny! Laughing

Subject: Re: How Fight's Start Thu Jan 28, 2010 12:41 am

My wife complained that I spend more time on watches than with her.
I took off my Zodiac, set the time on my Oris, wound it, and put it on with a smile.
And then the fight started...

Subject: Re: How Fight's Start Thu Jan 28, 2010 12:45 am

My wife complained AGAIN that I spend more time on watches than with her.

This time I apologized and told her I'd spend the next hour with her.

I pushed the button on my chronograph to start timing.

And then the fight started...

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In case you are wondering, the fight lasted 37 minutes, 22.6 seconds.
I was wearing my Tag Heuer CT1111-0. Very comfortable band.

Guest

OMG, this stuff is hilarious!

Subject: Re: How Fight's Start Thu Jan 28, 2010 2:51 am

Dang, you guys are funny!

Subject: Re: How Fight's Start Thu Jan 28, 2010 5:00 pm

Thanks for the laughs Mr. Noob and Mike !!! How Fight's Start Icon_cheers

Those jokes were just THE best ! How Fight's Start Icon_biggrin

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